1、〃 Your future depends on your dreams.〃 So go to sleep.

　　译：“现在的梦想决定着你的将来,”所以还是再睡一会吧。

　　2、〃Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?

　　译：“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。

　　3、A bad conscience is a snake in one＇s heart.

　　译：做贼心虚。

　　4、A bad custom is like a good cake, better broken than kept.

　　译：坏习惯像鲜馅饼，分食要比保存好。

　　5、A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

　　译：双鸟在林不如一鸟在手。

　　6、A blind man who leans against a wall imagines that it＇s the boundary of the world.

　　译：坐井观天。

　　7、A blind man will not thank you for a looking-glass.

　　译：秋波送盲，白费痴情。

　　8、A cat may look at a king.

　　译：猫也有权晋见国王。

　　9、a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　译：服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.

　　10、Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.

　　译：相聚爱益切，离别情更深。

　　11、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　译：每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人;每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。

　　12、children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.

　　译：后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

　　13、com the clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautiful don‘t think we are clever enough.

　　译：不是很好但是很漂亮又很聪明的女人却嫌我们不够聪明。

　　14、every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　译：再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

　　15、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　译：上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

　　16、hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk?

　　译：努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.

　　17、love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.

　　译：爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. (老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈)

　　18、love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.

　　译：要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

　　19、money is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa.

　　译：钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

　　20、never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　译：不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

　　21、now，who in the hell understands women?

　　译：现在，到底有谁了解女人这东西?

　　22、one should love animals. they are so tasty.

　　译：每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

　　23、save water. shower with your girlfriend.

　　译：要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

　　24、success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.

　　译：成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).